Did you miss out on the chance to obtain Irish millennium whiskeys way back in 2000? Hadn't the money? Hadn't the interest/knowledge? Just got married? Too young?
Fret not! Now I can help you by directing you to IRELAND'S SECRET MILLENNIUM WHISKEY! A truly delightful whiskey that I am currently sipping; it is available and very affordable but (alas !) only 714 bottles produced.
It is, of course, The Irishman 12 year old Single Malt, bottled November 2012,which those of you who have mastered advanced sums, will now have deduced was distilled in the year of the Millennium.
Go get!